Oh freddled gruntbuggly?
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgidbee.
Groop I implore thee my foonting turtledromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinklybindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

At least one of the Tofubandits is a Linux-lover.